To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the Small accident I had with the Ute when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the Ute fortunately came to
a halt when It bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I
know with your kind-hearted personality you will Forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your
loving wife. XX
P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.


Oh. My. God! That’s freaking great…
Thanks Judy….fab x
Now that’s funny! (in a sick sort of way)
That is hysterical – thanks for a good laugh today!