Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. This
year, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Bitterly disappointed he phones and tells the others that he can’t go.
Two days later, the other guys get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent already set up. “Bloody hell Ron, how did you
talk your missus into letting you go?”
“Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading “Fifty Shades
Of Grey,” she dragged me into our bedroom, and on the bed she had handcuffs
and ropes! She told me to tie and handcuff her to the bed, so I did.
Then she said, “Do whatever you want.”
So, Here I am!!!