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Joke For The Day

Mistress Liliane Hunt

Mistress Liliane Hunt (Photo credit: davidyuweb)

An Italian husband   and wife were having  dinner at a very fine restaurant when this   absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the   husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then  says she’ll see him later and   walks away.   The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was   that?”   “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my   mistress.”   “Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve   had enough, I want a divorce!”   “I can understand that,”   replies her husband, “But remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no   more shopping trips to Paris.

No more wintering   in Barbados. No more summers in   Tuscany. No more Jaguar in the garage. No more yacht   club. No more credit card   and large Bank accounts.

But…. The   decision is all yours.”

Just then, a mutual   friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his   arm.   “Who’s that woman with Tony?” asks the   wife.   “That’s his mistress,” says her husband.   “Ours   is much prettier,” she replies with a smile.

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2 comments on “Joke For The Day

  1. donnajeanmcdunn
    December 2, 2013

    Thank you for the laugh. I needed that today!

  2. laurie27wsmith
    December 3, 2013

    An oldie but definitely a goodie.

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