This cover of I, Robot illustrates the story “Runaround”, the first to list all Three Laws of Robotics. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Johnnies Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they
lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
Dad asks Johnnie what he did that afternoon.
Johnnie says, “I did some schoolwork.”
The robot slaps Johnnie.
Johnnie says, “OK, OK. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
The robot slaps Johnnie.
Johnnie says, “OK, OK, we were watching porn.”
Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.”
The robot slaps the father.
Johnnies mum laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
English: Province of Quebec 1774 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
You will get a laugh out of this one filmed in Quebec.
This image shows a whole and a cut lemon. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried…. over time: weightlifters, dockers, etc., but nobody could do it.
One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, “I’d like to try the bet.”
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, “OK”; grabbed the lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. But the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence…. as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon…. and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man: “What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?”
The little fellow quietly replied: “I work for the Australian Tax Department …”
English: Irish dancer Michael Flatley (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I will never look at Irish Dancers the same way again……
2007 to present (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This video is very funny and it has happened to me so many times. He doesn’t mention the airline by name so it could be any one of them. When I was a flight attendant my crew luggage would end up in Perth and I would be in Tasmania. Or we would be away on a 6 day trip with only the clothes we stood up in until they found our bags. VERY FRUSTRATING!
Female Northern White-cheeked Gibbon (Nomascus leucogenys) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This monkey is so cheeky and is having great fun teasing the tiger cubs. Bet it wouldn’t do it to an adult tiger.