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Lost Baggage
This video is very funny and it has happened to me so many times. He doesn’t mention the airline by name so it could be any one of them. When I was a flight attendant my crew luggage would end up in Perth and I would be in Tasmania. Or we would be away on a 6 day trip with only the clothes we stood up in until they found our bags. VERY FRUSTRATING!
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English Stiff Upper Lip
On a train from London to Manchester, a New Zealander was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
“You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me… I’m ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Maori blood.
What do you say to that ?”
The Englishman replied, “Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!”
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Monkey With A Death Wish
This monkey is so cheeky and is having great fun teasing the tiger cubs. Bet it wouldn’t do it to an adult tiger.
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Copper Wire Communication
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British”.
One week later, Australia’s Northern Territory Times reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Knackers Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist,reported that he found absolutely bugger-all. Knackers has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless.”
….Makes ya feel proud to be Australian!
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Is It 12 Or 13 ?
This is one of the cleverest email’s I’ve seen. PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE GROUP CHANGES POSITIONS. IS IT TWELVE OR THIRTEEN?? 
This will drive you crazy!
WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM? Don’t ask me; I haven’t figured it out yet !!
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Toyota Ad Scotland
This appealed to my sick sense of humor.
I thought it was a very clever ad for Toyota.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noz1d2q18wg
This is taken from an article written by Will Cooper on Scotsman.com – Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:20 CST
Edinburgh University‘s recent discovery of a new blood-biting super predator species could shine new light on the Loch Ness monster say Loch Ness experts.
Scientists at Edinburgh University discovered the new species last week, the ancient bones of the creature were found in a clay pit near Peterborough over 100 years ago. The new evidence suggests that the creature is distantly related to the modern day crocodile.
Adrian Shine from the Loch Ness Centre and Exhibition has spent around forty years studying the Loch, and believes that the newly discovered prehistoric predator could fit in with sightings of the famed Loch Ness monster.
He said: “Of course, it does not fit the popular stereotype of the iconic long-necked plesiosaur that turned people on, but we could enter a whole new debate”.
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New Washing Machine
This is a new ad for a Samsung washing machine. It’s clever and they think outside of the box for a change. Nice to see a bit of thought and imagination going into an ad. A bit like the John West ads where the bears are the stars.
http://gizmodo.com/5977994/bravo-samsung-your-ad-actually-makes-me-want-to-buy-a-washing-machine
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