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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.
“I want to live forever” I said.
“Sorry” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that, try something else.”
“Fine” I said, “I don’t want to die until Julia Gillard is re-elected as Prime Minister”.
“You’re a shifty little bugger, aren’t you?” said the fairy.