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The Devil You Know

SATAN

SATAN (Photo credit: lori_la_tortuga)

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God‘s ultimate enemy was in his presence..
So Satan walked up to the man and said,

‘Do you know who I am?’
The man replied, ‘Yep, sure do.’
‘Aren’t you afraid of me?’ Satan asked.
‘Nope, sure ain’t.’ said the man.
‘Don’t you realize I can kill you with one word?’ asked Satan.
‘Don’t doubt it for a minute,’ returned the old man, in an even tone.
‘Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?’ persisted Satan.
‘Yep,’ was the calm reply.
‘And you are still not afraid?’ asked Satan.
‘ Nope,’ said the old man
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ‘Why aren’t you afraid of me?’

The man calmly replied,
‘Been married to your sister for 48 years.

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6 comments on “The Devil You Know

  1. The Presents of Presence
    September 3, 2012

    Giggle giggle..

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  2. boomiebol
    September 3, 2012

    Ha ha ha. Good one!

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  3. Waldo "Wally" Tomosky
    September 3, 2012

    Great story. I could not keep from chucklng and chuckling to myself. Even did one “gafaw” out loud. Thanks for a nice weekend story.

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  4. Waldo "Wally" Tomosky
    September 3, 2012

    I’m back. Forgot to tell you that I loved your touch-up on the devil. Very humerous.

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  5. dorannrule
    September 3, 2012

    Blahahahaha! LOL! Notice how I am using modern slang? That’s so The Devil will not recognize who I am. 🙂 Very funny.

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  6. A Dog With Fleas
    September 4, 2012

    Got a good laugh out of this!!

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