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Irish 999 Call

Granny's Got a Gun

Granny’s Got a Gun (Photo credit: Impact Tarmac)

The IRISH 999 CALL

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him.  She immediately dials 999.

Irish woman:  ”It’s my  husband! I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve  killed him!”

Operator:  ”Please calm down Mam.  Can you first make sure he is actually dead!”

Irish woman:  *click* .. *BANG*  ”Okay, I’ve done dat………………..  What’s  next?”

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5 comments on “Irish 999 Call

  1. A Dog With Fleas
    October 5, 2012

    Cute!! Funny joke!! 🙂

    Like

  2. strawberryindigo
    October 6, 2012

    Thanks for the laugh! 🙂

    Like

  3. s1ngal
    October 7, 2012

    thank you heaps for the LOL moment 😀

    Like

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