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Phil’s Scrotum

The sternum, shown in blue-green

The sternum, shown in blue-green (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

Phil’s scrotum The Best Story of the Year:

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.  Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.  She said, “I have a praise.  Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.  The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.” You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.  “Phil was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain.”  We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.” Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.  “Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.” All the men sighed with unified relief.  The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Phil.” The entire congregation held its breath.  “I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”

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9 comments on “Phil’s Scrotum

  1. The Infinite Journey
    October 15, 2012

    LMAO! poor Phil!! not only is his sternum/scrotum crushed but also his ego! haha

  2. Patty
    October 15, 2012

    Good one Judy. lol xx

  3. yellowlancer
    October 15, 2012

    I bet all your male followers were squirming a little too 🙂

  4. on thehomefrontandbeyond
    October 15, 2012

    I liked the first description–ha ha

  5. sharechair
    October 15, 2012

    funny!!!

  6. strawberryindigo
    October 16, 2012

    That’s great…thanks for the laugh! 🙂

  7. A Dog With Fleas
    October 16, 2012

    Love it!! Got a big laugh out of that!!

  8. zendictive
    October 17, 2012

    haha. I laughed out loud for real”’ (!_!)

  9. LutheranLadies
    October 17, 2012

    This is my kind of woman. Sternum, Scrotum. What’s the difference. They both start with S. Funny funny post.

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