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Advice For A Scottish Wife

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A  woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband’s temper and threatening manner.
The Doc asks: “What’s the problem, Janet?
The woman says: “Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinnae know what to do. Every time ma auld man comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon’.”
The Doctor says: “Aye, well… I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep.”
Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. She says: “Doctor that was  brilliant! Evrae time ma auld man came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an’ swished, and he didnae touch me even once!
Tell me Doc….wha’s the secret? How’s the water do that?”
The Doctor says: “Janet hen, it’s really nae big secret. The water does  bugger all…it’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick….”
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3 comments on “Advice For A Scottish Wife

  1. thehappyhugger
    October 24, 2012

    Hahahaha! oh, thanks for the good laugh!!!

  2. diannegray
    October 25, 2012

    Brilliant! 😀

  3. I HAVE A VOICE
    October 26, 2012

    Awesome ! LOL…LOL!

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