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A Dog’s Conversation with God

Dear God: Here is a list of  some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:

1. I will not eat the cat’s food before he eats it or after he throws it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.

8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not after.

10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’, so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

 

Dear God it’s me the dog 

Dear God: Is it on purpose that Our Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, smell each other?

Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE

named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We love a nice car ride! Would it be so hard to rename

the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

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5 comments on “A Dog’s Conversation with God

  1. totsymae1011
    November 23, 2012

    These photos are too cute.

  2. Rev Dani Lynn
    November 23, 2012

    Very cute. Thanks for sharing. 🙂

  3. Waldo "Wally" Tomosky
    November 23, 2012

    Nice! Thanks for sharing.

  4. Pingback: Lucky dog, I am a lucky dog | ITSOGS

  5. Katrina
    January 28, 2013

    We humans understand almost nothing, sadly, the animals know this

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