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Joke For The Day

Golfing

Golfing (Photo credit: Phillip Ritz)

Father Norton woke up very early one Sunday morning and, because it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny spring day, decided he just had to play golf.  He phoned the Associate Pastor and said that he was feeling sick and asked him to say Mass that day.
Soon after, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about 80km away knowing he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone from his parish. He was alone on the first tee, after all, it was very early Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
Up in heaven, Saint Peter looked down at Father Norton addressing his ball asked God: “Lord, you’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?”
God sighed, and said, “No, I guess not.”

Just then Father Norton hit his ball!  It shot straight towards the pin, dropped just short, rolled on and fell into the hole!
IT WAS A 420 METRE HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at God and asked, “Why did you let him do that?”
God smiled and replied, “Who’s he going to tell?”

St. Paul says we cannot know the mind of God.

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One comment on “Joke For The Day

  1. s1ngal
    July 31, 2013

    Now I know why I haven’t been able to share my secret feats!!! God must’ve been working like crazy 😀

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