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Lie Detector Robot

This cover of I, Robot illustrates the story &...

This cover of I, Robot illustrates the story “Runaround”, the first to list all Three Laws of Robotics. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Johnnies Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they

lie.  He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
Dad asks Johnnie what he did that afternoon.
Johnnie says, “I did some schoolwork.”
The robot slaps Johnnie.
Johnnie says, “OK, OK.  I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
Johnnie says, “Toy Story.”
The robot slaps Johnnie.
Johnnie says, “OK, OK, we were watching porn.”
Dad says, “What?  At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.”
The robot slaps the father.
Johnnies mum laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
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4 comments on “Lie Detector Robot

  1. dorannrule
    September 30, 2013

    Hahahaha! Good one! 🙂

    • Judy
      October 2, 2013

      Could be a worry couldn’t it 🙂

  2. I HAVE A VOICE
    October 1, 2013

    TERRRRIIIFIC!

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