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Jenny Craig For Men

English: Nike Zoom Elite 2

A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day – 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and standing before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up over the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 5ks, as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5day – 10kg program.
The next day there’s a knock at the door and standing before him is
the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads, ‘If you catch me, you can have me’.
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, he has
no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kgs, as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day
– 25kg program.
‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone.. ‘This is our
most rigorous program.’
‘Absolutely,’ the man replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years.’
The next day there’s a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds
a huge, muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, you’re mine.’

He lost 31kgs that week…

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5 comments on “Jenny Craig For Men

  1. raehering
    October 21, 2013

    So funny! I’m enjoying your stories!

    Like

    • Judy
      October 22, 2013

      Thank you I am so glad you like them. Have a great day cheers Judy 🙂

      Like

  2. Danny Breslin
    October 21, 2013

    hehehehe

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  3. andy1076
    October 21, 2013

    If there’s no better motivation lol!

    Like

    • Judy
      October 22, 2013

      Finding the right motivation is the key, just can’t seem to find mine lol 🙂

      Like

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