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True Story

police officer and motorcycle

police officer and motorcycle (Photo credit: Metropolitan Police)

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and her makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in
front of you the finger, and cursing at him.

I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Dobumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School‘ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally… I assumed you had stolen the car.”

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3 comments on “True Story

  1. dorannrule
    October 21, 2013

    Good one!

    Like

  2. sachemspeaks
    October 21, 2013

    Reblogged this on sachemspeaks and commented:
    Thanks to Judy, a must post.

    Like

  3. Carla Saunders
    October 23, 2013

    I’m still laughing!!!! Thanks for this little story.

    Like

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