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Joke For The Day

Speed Limit 20

Speed Limit 20 (Photo credit: Joe Shlabotnik)

Waiting in Croydon to catch speeding drivers a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back…wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly…Twenty-two miles an hour!” ….the old woman says proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that A22 is the road number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask….Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven’t made a sound this whole time,” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer. We’ve just come off the A120.”



9 comments on “Joke For The Day

  1. gita4elamats
    November 22, 2013

    Thanks for the laugh! 😆

    • Judy
      November 22, 2013

      She would be a bit of a worry if you were a passenger wouldn’t she ? Cheers Judy

  2. donnajeanmcdunn
    November 22, 2013

    Thank you, I needed that!

    • Judy
      November 23, 2013

      Good to have a laugh a day isn’t it? Cheers Judy

  3. drewdog2060drewdog2060
    November 22, 2013

    Thanks for the chuckle!

    • Judy
      November 23, 2013

      My pleasure so glad you enjoyed it cheers Judy

  4. cindy knoke
    November 23, 2013

    i’m sending this to my husband!!! 🙂

    • Judy
      November 23, 2013

      Let’s hope he gets a giggle out of it

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