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Joke For The Day

Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.

“So”, he says to them: “Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses.”

“Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield.”

“Tam, I want you to take the offices in  Charlotte Square .”

“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in the New Town.”

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Wullie slips away, she says,  “Mrs. McTavish, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property”.

Sarah replies, “Property? … the bugger has a b***** paper round!”

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2 comments on “Joke For The Day

  1. Carolyn Hughes
    January 20, 2014



  2. LutheranLadies
    January 21, 2014

    Snort.. Just the laugh I needed to start the day.


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